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You can really taste the 0.1% caffeine in this chocolate drink.

Here's what happens when my legs see sunlight for the first time in six years.

Somewhere in Jersey, there's this.

HTTP was not designed for this.

I lost.

Apparently I missed the van fire.

I do not. But thanks for your interest.

This is starting to get really old, Con Ed.

Crime Scene Unit is here. Something big must've gone down.