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Here's what happens when my legs see sunlight for the first time in six years.

Somewhere in Jersey, there's this.

HTTP was not designed for this.

I lost.

Apparently I missed the van fire.

I do not. But thanks for your interest.

This is starting to get really old, Con Ed.

Crime Scene Unit is here. Something big must've gone down.

It was a good, good, not very good day.